bulletbakas:

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

(via simplydalektable)

violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

(via finite-incantatum)

poopinthespeedforce:

this is the species that invented space flight

(via oswinandargent)

thecrimsonalchemist:

mikustache:

I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.

and they end up having a straight cis male child

haha

there are books for people like you

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(via finite-incantatum)

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

(via crazyhairedaviator)

pornchildren:


most important boi

pornchildren:

most important boi

(via dontcallmenubs)

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

(via simplydalektable)

meowlosers:

spoopycrudeapathy:

Dave: Hey karkat this was my favorite book as a child.

So our school had an assembly and a teacher read this book to the whole school and you could just hear the muffled laughter from random homestucks in the crowd and then they decided to make the whole years theme “be a bucket filler” that was my favorite assembly

(via dontcallmenubs)

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

(via bromoyed)