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fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

sold.

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THIS WAS THE FACE I MADE WHEN I PRESSED PLAY ON THAT LAST POST WHAT THE FUCK

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annabellioncourt:

floozys:

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I AM CRYING

whAT THE FUCK I WAS. NOT EXPECTING THWT

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peredhelhathladring:

dylanthescientist:

doctor-choochoo:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue

hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow

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was anyone else just plain obsessed with Lisa frank stuff

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queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

str8 boys are so pathetic like. pussy isn’t supposed to taste like fuckin sunshine and rainbows. but that doesn’t make it any less awesome like wtf

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boyfriendhook:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

you all would have 
should i be ashamed to say I’ve said this before?

This is the shit that people who don’t speak English as their first language have to put up with. Please be nice to them bc holy shit English is packed with exceptions to nonsensical rules

boyfriendhook:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

you all would have 

should i be ashamed to say I’ve said this before?

This is the shit that people who don’t speak English as their first language have to put up with.

Please be nice to them bc holy shit English is packed with exceptions to nonsensical rules

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quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful

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australiansanta:

anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right

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